That's intense
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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