no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just high enough for therapy.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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