She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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