is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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