I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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