I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
50% drunk capacity currently
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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