Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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