PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
