sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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