Where did you get a picture of my penis
kristin has been a bad kristin
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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