No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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