I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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