they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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