I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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