so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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