i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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