Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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