I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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