i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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