i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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