He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Buhtt sex?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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