Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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