ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
