your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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