I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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