This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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