After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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