i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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