Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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