Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
pop tarts are not kleenex
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't turn off my feet"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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