whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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