last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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