i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
COCAINE IS GR8
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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