I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I had to cum in my sink.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
