There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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