The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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