I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
