How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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