I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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