Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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