sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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