youre lurking in front of me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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