I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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