i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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