Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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