Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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