He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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