"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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