So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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