Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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