Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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