Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
either way he was missing a nipple.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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